Friday, December 13, 2013

The Mighty Nile and the Mystery of Hotel "Jekyll and Hyde"


Everyone who has been to Uganda told me to go to Jinja and go whitewater rafting. I was a little anxious about whitewater rafting, for while I had a most excellent and enjoyable experience with my sister rafting down the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon this spring for 2 weeks, my last experience rafting overseas was in Thailand years ago, and during one particularly scary capsize, I became doubtful for my ability to come through alive. (Those of you who’ve been on this email list long enough will remember that entry!!)

I later found out from one of the American guides (though most were Ugandan) that of the 20 rivers he’s rafted on, the Nile (this stretch) is the safest because it’s so large volume there’s little chance of smashing yourself against a rock, and the rapids are short followed by long stretches of flat water. I did learn, however, that while it is generally crocodile-free since the villagers kill any spare crocs, there was a 15 footer that was captured and killed a few months ago here. Yikes! Maybe this is the reason I had that song “Never Smile at a Crocodile” inexplicably stuck in my head most of the way down…

Luckily for us, no crocs on this trip. Lots of capsizing, though! Out of 8 rapids, we flipped on 4, and I fell out on an additional one. At first it was terrifying, being washing-machined around in the spinning water, bumping up against the raft, being sucked back under, and, luckily for me, the second time popping up was never back under the raft. But by the end, flipping was almost blasé, (but not quite). I was pretty much expecting it. Especially when you see a huge standing wave that is twice as high as your boat, with lapping foam coming down  generously over the crest, just begging to flip you over (which it inevitably did.) Luckily the water was 28C, as was the air, so it was just a refreshing little swim to get capsized. Sometimes in the flats we would just jump out and swim for the heck of it.

Jinja is located at the source of the White Nile, as it leaves Lake Victoria. I found what at first seemed to be a too-good-to-be-true budget hotel, right on Lake Victoria at the Nile Headwaters! How awesome is that?! Really awesome. The views were incredible, in the morning mist, watching the sun set, just so gorgeous and peaceful. A kind and gentle Dr Jekyll. Except at night. Night was an entirely other entity here at the Hotel Triangle. It’s when it’s evil Mr Hyde side came out. It’s when the lake flies came out. They are kind of like mayflies back home-big, but harmless. At least, that’s what I had to keep telling myself, as I tried not to panic walking back that first night after supper (in the dark) walking along the outdoor balcony to my place, the crunch crunch crunch over hundreds of lakefly bodies, the walls looked black and alive and swarming rather than the painted white I knew them to be. I swatted at my face as they kept entangling themselves in my hair and flying into my eyes, nose, and mouth.

See how beautiful the headwaters of the Nile are in daytime! 
Still glorious at sunset! Little did I expect what was coming!

No I did not get any night photos. Sorry. The less time being mauled by bugs the better. Plus there was NO WAY I was getting out from under that mosquito net, no matter how tempting the photo....you'll just have to imagine.

I stepped into my room, turned on the light, and closed the door, relieved to be out of the madness. WRONG ORDER. In the microseconds between turning on the light and then shutting the door, I’d been invaded. Hundreds, if not thousands, of flies were now in my room. I was starting to get demoralized. I quickly let down my mosquito net, but to little avail, for there were almost as many bugs inside the net as out. I put the net down anyhow and went on about a 20 minute killing spree making my white sheets black with polka-dotted black bug bodies. I then covered the sheet tightly over me to prevent me from feeling any more creepy-crawlies (which worked except when they crawled on my face, or up from under the sheets).

I think I might have fallen asleep, but woke up in what I first thought was a panic attack. I felt like I couldn’t breathe. And of course I hadn’t brought my inhalers with me on this short weekend trip. I just wanted fresh air, but there was NO WAY I was going to open that door outside again, and the windows had no screens, so that was out, too. I decided to just blast the fan and try to lay outside of my sheets and calm myself. But my lungs were still feeling really tight. Finally I found a Benadryl which I took for sleep more than anything.

Somehow I fell asleep and in the morning it was almost like nothing happened. Most of the bugs had disappeared in my room, some of their bodies were littered on the floors. Same with outside. No indication of last night’s infestation, except for the crunch crunch crunch over the thousands of bodies that littered the ground, but were already being swept away by hotel staff.

Next night I was prepared. Before I went out for dinner, I tucked my net down. Coming back, I opened and shut my door lightening-quick, not turning on the light. Still a disappointing amount of bugs, but hey, at least there weren’t many in my bed! Still had that tight, uncomfortable panicked feeling though, like I couldn’t breathe. But it didn’t feel like anxiety tonight…again, I took a Benadryl and eventually fell asleep.

The mystery of the tight lungs was solved the next day. I forgot something in my room after breakfast, and when I went back to get it, I could barely enter the room, so strong was the stench of insecticide. I had to go back a few doors, take a gulp of air, hold my breath, run inside, grab my stuff, and back out before I breathed again. I tried to open the windows for some aeration, but got scolded by the maid who told me it would let bugs in. Good to know. Very good that I didn’t have some even more asthmatic friends of mine stay with me! I left the next day.

But on a good note, Dr Jean had recommended a local Jinja artist to me. I instantly fell in love with Angelo's work and got him to commission a piece for me! So exciting! I've never commissioned anyone for anything. Sadly, my camera was out of batteries they day it was ready for pick-up but you'll be able to see it displayed in my condo soon :)

Angelo working hard on his paintings


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